Sunday, November 13, 2011

Getting Everyone Up to Date

Clearly, a big boy. Note the shirt and tie.

C'mon, people. Jacob's a big boy now. We celebrated his five month birthday on Friday. He is chalk full of tons of marketable skills. First of all, he is currently wearing a nine month outfit. Anything six months and below is too small. Six-nine works... for now. But most of this clothes are nine months and above. Last we checked, Jacob was 19 pounds, 1 ounce. But two weeks before that, he was 17 pounds, 6 ounces, so we really can't be sure. He's about 27 inches long, making most of his pants too short for his chubby little legs. Jacob can roll over, but it's a skill he doesn't really need. He squirms his way around until he gets to where he needs to go. He likes to sing with mommy, snorts when he laughs, and puts anything at all in his mouth. Yesterday, he tried to grab his changing table organizer and chew on it. I don't know who this kid thinks he is...  He is currently infatuated with his feet. You can almost hear him thinking, "If only my thighs weren't so fat I could just get these toes in my mouth." Jacob would make an excellent parrot. If mom and dad laugh, he laughs. If daddy has a cold and has been sneezing and coughing, Jacob makes little coughing noises and his fake sneezes (screaming, "waaah-oooo"). Lastly, but perhaps the most important skill of all, Jacob is a lady-killer. Young or old, no woman can resist his baby charm. He's gonna have the girls chasing after him in no time!

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